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Twice Baked Casserole Still The Best Way To Fuck-up A Potato

Potatoes are more energy-packed than any other popular vegetable. But, when prepared correctly, this summer favorite can kill unwanted relatives.

May 11

Brown University Changes Name To White University, Retains Federal Funding

"Donald Trump is right. Rhode Island's 83% white and I'm an investment banker. Who did we think we were kidding?" ~White Chancellor, Brian Moynihan

Apr 5

Trump Obstructs Assassination Process

"Presidents Lincoln and Kennedy confronted the threat head-on." — Special Prosecutor Jack Smith

Jul 15, 2024

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