Twice Baked Casserole Still The Best Way To Fuck-up A Potato

Potatoes are more energy-packed than any other popular vegetable. But, when prepared correctly, this summer favorite can kill unwanted relatives.

• Peel and boil five or six innocent potatoes

  • Mash ‘em up

• Add

  • 1 shit ton sour cream

  • 1 shit load bacon

  • 2 shit tons butter

• Bake until cancerous and remove from oven

• Fold in three packages crushed Double Stuf Oreos

  • actually spelled with one “f” because whatever Stuf is, it is certainly not the stuff we think of when we think of stuff

  • alternatively substitute 1 shit ton Crisco

• Gently sprinkle 1/4 teaspoon, heart-healthy sea salt

• Bake until the temperature of your kitchen reaches approximately 95 degrees

For maximum impact, place the serving dish near your crazy uncle while debating election results at Thanksgiving.

Paramedics rush Uncle Ed to the cardiac unit, following a traditional celebration with the family.

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