Twice Baked Casserole Still The Best Way To Fuck-up A Potato
Potatoes are more energy-packed than any other popular vegetable. But, when prepared correctly, this summer favorite can kill unwanted relatives.
Peel and boil five or six innocent potatoes
Mash ‘em up
Add
1 shit ton sour cream
1 shit load bacon
2 shit tons butter
Bake until cancerous and remove from oven
Fold in three packages crushed Double Stuf Oreos
actually spelled with one “f” because whatever Stuf is, it is certainly not the stuff we think of when we think of stuff
alternatively substitute 1 shit ton Crisco
Gently sprinkle 1/4 teaspoon, heart-healthy sea salt
Bake until the temperature of your kitchen reaches approximately 95 degrees
For maximum impact, place the serving dish near your crazy uncle while debating election results at Thanksgiving.
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