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If You Can't Get A Laugh, You Can't Be President

But, when a sitting President who turns 80 in 13 months isn't joking when he says the Declaration of Independence is about "unity" it is past time for a 25th Amendment timeout.

Tuesday’s episode of Late Nite Last Nite will be a story about the power of humor in politics; especially presidential politics. I am convinced that if then-citizen Trump did not hilariously perform the garbage truck stunt and the McDonald’s drive-up stunt, that the results of the 2024 presidential election would have been much closer, and he might now instead be defending five ginned-up criminal cases.

The Democrats re-ran Joe Biden. When they found out he couldn’t talk, they installed someone who shouldn’t talk.

Whatever else can be said about Donald Trump, he can talk. That said, I will argue Tuesday that the stress of litigation took a toll on Trump (who turns 80 in 13 months) and that he has lost his comedic fastball.

Trump’s earnest description of the Declaration of Independence as a story of “unity and love and respect” suggests that he is well down the road dementiawise.

Alzheimer’s killed Trump’s father Fred.

Donald Trump went to great schools. There was a time when he knew damn well that the DOI was not a story of unity, and is better summarized by something like fuck the king!

The United States of America is the largest corporation in the world. We know this because it has a President, Vice-President, Secretary and Treasurer. The Cabinet is the Board of Directors. We The People are the Stockholders. Members of Congress vote your proxy.

Cabinet member are fiduciaries. They hold a position of trust. They take an oath to uphold the Constitution (which is a fancy word for Bylaws). The Constitution is not the word of the Government. It is the Word Of The People.

The 25th Amendment requires Cabinet Members to provide the Senate with “a written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office” thereby setting the stage for the addled President’s timeout for whatever period of time is necessary.

Every member of the Biden Cabinet knew that President Autopen was gone. Instead of honoring the mandates of the 25th Amendment, they did way worse than nothing — they conspired to covered up Biden’s senility, with the blessing of the the establishment press.

The blessing of the Internet is that We The People can see everything now. That they thought they could pull this off right before our eyes, tells you everything you need to know about the wave of fake pearl-clutching over Trump’s well-documented lawlessness.

Democrats be like: “What about the President’s lawlessness! That’s our job!!!”

Any cabinet members who participate in the foregoing, patently unconstitutional conspiracy, who might deign to seek the presidency in 2028, should be shunned by every intelligent citizen.

I’m looking at you Pete Buttigieg. And you, Vice President Vance. And you, Secretary Rubio.

You frauds!

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